Clint Eastwood threw a party over the holidays with a little side goal: get some well-known talent to collaborate with him in opposition to the woke ideology that is currently prevalent in Hollywood.
More than a dozen people expressed interest, but Sylvester Stallone and Denzel Washington were the ones who held onto the concept the longest, arranging a more thorough meeting for February.
The three are now on the verge of making their announcement that they will be quitting The Screen Actors Guild to create a new organization of “non-woke” actors who want to bring back traditional values in cinema.
The new guild’s head, seasoned spokesmodel Joe Barron, declared, “We’re tired of Snow White’s Seven ‘Mystical Creatures’ and mermaids with the wrong skin tone.’ It’s time we went back to the good old days of traditional values in movies.” Just to appease the proponents of butter, we want to ensure that future iterations of The Terminator do not feature Native Americans.
Nor does Barron’s sentiment limit itself to butter. Additionally, Aunt Jemima, an African American lady, paid for wokeness just by being herself. Generations of new Americans will never know the legendary background of the best Aunt to ever show up with mac and cheese for Black Thanksgiving now that she’s out of the bottle. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm.
Patriots, it’s alright. I can add something about Black Thanksgiving because I have a few black friends who have all told me I could stop by and take a look if I was ever in the area. All I need to do is bring cornbread. combined with jalapenos. for an unknown reason.
Nevertheless, it appears that the original article, which was just another “no-woke” pile of bullshit because the guy with the white memes made a lot of money by copying other people’s work, got a little off course. An actual tale. God bless America as always.
